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Evil Clowns + Pie?

If you’re looking for an opportunity to scar your children on their birthday, there is a great option available for hire. An evil clown played by one, Dominic Deville will stalk your child for 7 days attempting to scare him all week. Apparently it’s thrilling for kids. Those that aren’t horrified in the best possible sense can have the stalking stopped at any time. Eventually the stalking culminates into a pie in the face.

The clown’s one and only aim is to smash a cake into the face of his victim, when they least expect it, during the course of seven days. If the boy or girl manages to avoid the ‘hit’, they are given the cake as a birthday present.

Your kid needs therapy for life, but with if he or she has deft reflexes he gets a free pie! No word from Mr. Deville on if you can choose what type of pie.

Article: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/821591-evil-clown-hired-for-stalking-threats-and-a-pie-in-the-face#ixzz1uE02hAE2

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Bolst Curry Powder (Mild)

Bolst Curry Powder Mild (100g, 3.53 oz)

I’m loyal to Bolst curry powder because honestly it was one of first spice mixes I bought as my interest in cooking grew. I’ve tried several other brands which are all collecting dust. The initial appeal was the packaging. I love that it’s a canister which you get to open as if it’s coffee. Of course there is a plastic lid to use after it’s open so doesn’t all have to be used in one go.

Bolst is a great introductory blend to buy for those unsure if they’ll enjoy cooking anything curry related.  It’s mild even compared with other mild curry powders. It’s also sold in a practically non-commital 3.5 oz size for only around $3.

It has a really nice burnt orange color to it. If you take a whiff the smoky turmeric and chili comes through. It provides a pleasant sweetness, and mild spice. Two ways I like to use it are in massaman curry and tofu scramble (reciple below). For those who like a little more heat, they make a hot version. It can also provide a little variety if you’re making breakfast home fries. If you’re making anything Indian I strongly suggest over  time getting the individual spices so you can understand what, for example cumin seed add. The ingredients of Bolst Curry Powder mild are: coriander, turmeric, mustard, chillies (6%), ginger, cumin seeds, fenugreek. One place to buy it is at Patel Brothers in Jackson Heights, Queens.

Tofu Scramble

Ingredients:

6 ounces tofu (crumbled)

2 ounces frozen peas

1/3 red onion (diced)

2 tablespoons Bolst Curry Powder

Garlic (to taste)

Salt (to taste)

Cilantro (optional)

Add a little oil to a pan. Heat pan to medium-low. Throw in the chopped onions. Let them cook for a minute or two. Now add in the tofu, peas, 2 tablespoons curry powder, 1 teaspoon of garlic and salt to taste. Allow to cook covered for 6-8 minutes, periodically stirring. Garnish with cilantro.

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Domino’s Pizza Now Offering Gluten Free Pizza

Good news for Gluten Intolerant folks: Domino’s now offers a 10 inch Gluten Free Pizza . They can’t guarantee the crust doesn’t come into contact with glutinous ingredients so it’s better for those who have sensitivity rather than those who are intolerant.

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The company’s new gluten-free crust is made from rice flour, potato starch, rice starch and olive oil.  Domino’s worked with the National Foundation for Celiac Awareness to bring their standards to the company’s employees and kitchens.

I’ll eventually check out Domino’s but prefer to support  Johnny Hollywood’s because they’re independent,  first to offer vegan and gluten free pizza in my part of Park Slope, and the owner is a super nice guy. Regardless, bravo Domino’s. Getting girlfriend friendly food to go, just got easier.

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How to Cook Onions: Validation from Slate

From the article: How to Cook Onions in Slate

In truth, the best time to caramelize onions is yesterday. Often enough, you need to have them ready before you can start on the rest of the dish. Thus the recipe-writers’ impulse to deceive. Browning onions is slow work, and it comes first. So get a pan going after dinner, and they’ll be ready when you need them. Or throw the onions in a crock pot and go to bed. In recipe time, that’s hours and hours. In your time, the time that matters, it’s less than five minutes.

I don’t have much to add to Tom Scocca’s article “How to Cook Onions” other than emphatic agreement. On a daily basis I try to convince myself that the onions in a given dish are caramelized. More likely though, the brown tint is from the just added cumin or coriander powder. If you read about a 30 minute meal it certainly sparks you’re interest so the motivation to fudge is understandable. I cannot think of a single exception where a recipe said to brown onions more than 10 minutes with the average probably being 5 minutes. Thank you Slate for validating that recipes take a lot longer than they usually indicate.

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Harpoon Cider

Harpoon Cider (12 oz, 4.8% ALC)

I’m not gluten free (gf) but my girlfriend (GF) is. There are several well-known breweries making gluten free ciders these days. Glutenista has a nice list of some GF Beers and Ciders here. Harpoon Cider is not listed as gf on the website but the only ingredient is fermented apples. My guess is that because it’s made in a facility where hops/barley is used they legally can’t pronounce it gluten free. (So if you’re highly sensitive you’ll want to skip it)

Harpoon Cider is delicious for being as simple as it is. I’ve read in other places that the apple isn’t noticeable but to me the taste is front and center. First you get the sweetness than a semi-tart finish. It’s crisp and refreshing with slight carbonation. It kind of reminds me of champagne or a white wine in appearance. You’ll notice a huge difference in color between this and other ciders because Harpoon is a very light yellow. I was not a cider fan to begin with, but I am now.

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Stonyfield Oikos Organic Greek Yogurt: Super Fruits

Stonyfield is one of the best yogurt brands out there. They’ve stuck to the principles of no strange additives and the milk used is organic. They give 10% of profits to environmental causes as well.

My favorite Stonyfield flavor is called Chocolate Undergroud because it has vanilla on top and chocolate on the bottom. It’s everyone else’s favorite too apparently because it’s the first one they run out of when Stonyfield is on sale at my local grocery store. Full disclosure: a cup has 35 grams of sugar.

This is my first time trying their Greek “Oikos” style (5.3 oz, 99 cents). It’s fat free. The only issue with the Oikos is that it has 16g grams of sugar. My doctor recommended Greek yogurts because they generally have less than 10g of sugar and twice the protein.  The superfruits flavor contains pomegranate, acai, and raspberry purees. It’s enjoyable though not my favorite. The raspberry and pomegranate flavors come through. The creaminess falls somewhere between regular yogurt and traditional thick Greek yogurt. I don’t plan to get this particular flavor again but will remain loyal when on sale, to Stonyfield.

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Trader Joe’s Dark Chocolate Caramel with Sea Salt Bar 70%

I was given a Trader Joe’s Dark Chocolate Caramel with Sea Salt Bar (3 oz) as a present. It was actually hyped up to me quite a bit from big fans of dark chocolate so the expectations were high.

Despite the hype I was impressed. The flavor is very intense but……great! Many chocolates contain sea salt but the saltiness of this is much, much stronger. The grains are larger but satisfying because they work to contrast the caramel. Indeed per the packaging the grains are black Hawaiian sea salt. The only negative is that the bar is very delicate so breaking off the pre-sliced squares is tricky.

The artwork on the outer box is quite nice. It has an old fashion ship, the sea (from whence the salt came) and a giant swordfish. It certainly connotes fancypants high end, artisan chocolate but only costs $2 which is always a plus. Note that the bar is gluten free. I definitely have future interest in purchasing this chocolate.

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Haldiram’s Karodpati

Haldiram’s Karodpati are a fun treat.  Unlike several of the previously reviewed snacks, there is no amchur or similar spice to create a tang. This snack is all about crunch. Once again the primary ingredient is the tepary bean. The flavor is reminiscent of ganthia but with more spice. On a spice scale of 1 to 10, 10 being hottest, this would probably fall around a 6 or so. Less spicy than the Kashmiri mixture but significantly hotter than the aloo or plain bhujia. I would recommend Karodpati to Haldiram’s fans. No gluten is listed once again in the ingredients.

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Food and Wine Pairing: roast beef swiss sandwich + red wine (Rex Goliath Pinot Noir)

I never write about wine because it’s honestly still a little intimidating. Since beginning dating a special someone years ago I developed an interest. After a visit to Switzerland I brought back some amazing cheese, chocolate and  a bottle of wine. Since it was 7 years ago the name is lost to time though I know it was of the Cotes Du Rhone region and a red wine.

While the wine seemed like a nice gesture I had no idea if it was good. Additionally I had no idea about food pairing. Getting off the subway though, what goes better with wine than a roast beef sandwich? As it turns out, nothing works better.  Here is the secret: A bodega roast beef and swiss sandwich with mayo and lettuce is actually the best food pairing with red wine. The more you know, right?

Yesterday I got to try the combination again and it was glorious. These days I have a better sense of what I like. I paired the sandwich with one of my favorite types of red, Pinor Noir. My goto Pinot Noir is Rex Goliath. ($6). It’s decently fruity without being too over the top and is very drinkable.

Do you have any food and wine combinations to recommend?

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Hybrid Snacks: Baked Beans + Hashbrown + Bhel Mix

At any given time I keep several foods on hand if I’m in a bind for a quick meal, among them are: Hash brown patties, baked beans, and bhel mix.  When you combine the three together, you get salty from the hash brown and bhel and the sweet from the baked beans. Because of the protein it’s also very satisfying. It also represents my background as someone of Indian descent who grew up in the US.

Yields 1 Serving
-4 or 6 tablespoons baked beans
-1 hash brown patty
-1/2 tablespoon red onion
-2 ounce Bhel Mix

Add a little oil to a pan. Brown hash brown patty on medium heat till done. Flipping once in between (About 10 minutes). Heat baked beans in microwave. Combine hash brown, baked beans and bhel mix in a bowl. Top with red onions.

Suggested baked beans brand: Bush’s Best (use the vegetarian type if preferred and the meal becomes vegan and gluten free)

Suggested Bhel Mix Brand: Surati, or Deep Foods

What are your favorite hybrid food combos?