If you’re looking for an opportunity to scar your children on their birthday, there is a great option available for hire. An evil clown played by one, Dominic Deville will stalk your child for 7 days attempting to scare him all week. Apparently it’s thrilling for kids. Those that aren’t horrified in the best possible sense can have the stalking stopped at any time. Eventually the stalking culminates into a pie in the face.
The clown’s one and only aim is to smash a cake into the face of his victim, when they least expect it, during the course of seven days. If the boy or girl manages to avoid the ‘hit’, they are given the cake as a birthday present.
Your kid needs therapy for life, but with if he or she has deft reflexes he gets a free pie! No word from Mr. Deville on if you can choose what type of pie.