Why do they place you in variety packs when we all know you’re so much better than the other chocolates?

You are forced to live with inferior chocolates like Krackel and Mr. Goodbar. Of course, to make you last longer I must eat the others but it feels laborious at times. I have love for the regular milk chocolate but the other guys? We all know you’re the only one of the bunch to eat. If I were you, I’d get a new contract.